no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
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he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
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I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
My vagina is very pro this idea
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize