I'm so fucking centered right now
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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