I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Also, beer. Big fan.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Randomize
