Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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