Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
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