Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
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I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
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Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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