Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
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she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
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It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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