imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
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Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
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I need to sanitize my soul.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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