Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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