So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
pop tarts are not kleenex
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
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