We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Randomize
