Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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