There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
Randomize
