I hate your face
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
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thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
We left an ass print on the piano.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
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There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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