you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
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At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
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You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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