Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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