Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
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Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
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Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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