Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
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Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
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"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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