Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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