Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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