She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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