The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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