thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
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