The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
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