I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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