i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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