My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Randomize
