I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
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Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
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I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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