spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
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