I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
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can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
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the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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