yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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