The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
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Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
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I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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