You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
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Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
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no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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