Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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