there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
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i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
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It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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