some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
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