Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Just took my morning after pill in the library
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
we're so committed to being not committed
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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