soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
You were trust falling into bushes
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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