OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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