i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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