Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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