you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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