please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Randomize
