i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
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