Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
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Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
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He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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