How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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