i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
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I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
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does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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