I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Can Purell be used as lube?
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Randomize
