can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
The upside of Thirsty Thursdaying with the client last night was that he was so hungover that he didn't want to spend time wrangling over the contract extension this morning.
Boss just said I'm getting a bonus for this. Want to celebrate our anniversary a week early tonight?
This is why I married you.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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