How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
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I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
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After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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