Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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