it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
pop tarts are not kleenex
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Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
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True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
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