So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
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is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
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