I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
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I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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