my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
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okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
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I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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