Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
