well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
When are your genitals available?
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Randomize
